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once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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nighttime drives are my favourite

411,578 notes / 3 days ago

"If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her"(via massiv3)

164,212 notes / 3 days ago


I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

338,024 notes / 3 days ago

"Nothing is sexier than someone who wants you as much as you want them."(via timid)

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I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?


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*hopes i look gay enough that girls will hit on me*

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